Gaption the picture

Thank you for everyone who submitted a caption for the picture with dad in it. I think it was a tough one, but you sent some good captions. The top picture is the new picture that needs a caption. If you think of 1 (or 2) please send them to me.

Here are the captions for the bottom picture in no particular order.

1. Cause every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man. (ZZ Top)..Don
2. "I told you not to turn around." (Sodom and Gomorrah)...Don
3. "There you are my good luck charm. Now we can get down to some serious poker playing"...Becki
4. "She didn't slap my face when I flirted with her"...Dad
5. "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas"...Troy