This week's caption the picture

The top picture is this week's picture that needs to to be captioned. The bottom picture is last's weeks. Here are the captions I got for that one:

1. "Ok, I'm ready for my audition for "The Flying Nun!"...Dawn
2. Despite being subjected to extreme abuse by his sisters when he was a child, Troy did not grow up to be a serial killer...Don
3. Dear Diary, the next time Becki says, "Troy come in here for a second"...run away!....troy